Huge breakthrough in quantum physics is likely to be announced as MP placed into a quantum state.

The debate on whether or not quantum effects can be observed in the macro environment appears to have taken a step closer to resolution today as the results of a recent experiment suggest that a whole MP can be put into a quantum state.

Professor Keith Starmer (Forensic), lead researcher at the Trevor Chinn Institute of Backhanders and Bungs, earlier announced that in a cutting edge experiment, a suspended MP was readmitted into the party without being given the whip, thus creating a substance called Corbyn19 which both is and isn’t the Labour Member for Islington North.

Other researchers were more sceptical, with Dr. Hodge of the Barking Institute for Covering up Noncery, claiming that this is nothing new, and that as early as 2007 she had placed herself in a quantum state by backing the BNP in a housing row whilst simultaneously claiming to be anti racist.

In the absence of an independent scientist to verify these claims, we asked lefty of last resort, Owen Jones what he thought: After harping on about his new book for half an hour, Jones explained that it is very difficult to distinguish a quantum state from crass hypocrisy, giving the example of himself claiming to be a socialist whilst continuing to write for the Guardian.

Professor Starmer was not available for comment. A spokesperson said that the publication was awaiting peer review by Rupert Murdoch.

We tried unsuccessfully to contact Corbyn19, however, a source giving only the name El Gato did answer the phone saying "Fuck off you’re not putting me in a box”